Having fun summing up Bali in numbers over the last two years….

1 billion Mosquitoes (yes we live in the tropics)

5,000 Photos

3,500 Balinese offerings

2,000 Geckos

800 Bottles of water (yes we recycle)

700 Hot and sweaty days

698 Nights sleeping in air conditioning (minus a few black outs!)

687 Instagram posts

650 Ceremonies

500 Go Jeks (best invention)

400 Coconuts

375 Mozzie bites (not bad!)

350 Swims

200 Mozzie coils

125 Massages

120 Local market shopping buying fruit and vegetables

100 Nasi Gorengs

90 Yoga classes

80 Shady Shak Salads

75 Uber rides

70 Smoothie Bowls

65 Nasi Campurs

60 Gusto Ice creams (look it up)

50 Bakso Soups

40 Blackouts

28 Bahasa Indonesia Lessons

24 Flights

20 Cans of bug spray

18 Pool toys

16 Temples

12 Pairs of thongs

11 Sarongs

10 Teeth lost by Liam and Demi

9 Surf lessons

8 Birthdays

8 Bottles of sunscreen

7 Kites

6 Indonesia Cooking Lessons

5 Floods

5 Crabs

4 Visa runs

4 Earthquakes

4 Villas

4 Suitcases

3 Healers

3 Snakes

2 Adopted street dogs

2 Indonesian Independence Days

2 Cars

2 Nyepi (Bali’s Silent Day)

2 Pet frogs

1 Hammock

1 Rooster in the bedroom

1 Erupted Volcano

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